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White arched uppercase text reads "A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU" over a red wireframe geodesic dome with small silhouetted structures along its base

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Smartass University - Unisex Tank Top decatur Reason has never once enteredSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"